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The following quotations where compiled between 1974 and 2008. Quotes have come from many differing sources, from Shakespeare and Voltaire to Clint Eastwood and Monty Python. Predominantly negative, although there are a number of happy positive quotes to be found in this collection.
Read on and enjoy.
1. For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbours and laugh at them in our turn.
2. Never let a chance go by.
3. God save me from my friends, I can protect myself from enemies.
4. The best defence against the atom bomb is, not to be there when it goes of.
5. Who knows, but the world may end tonight.
6. Let us all be happy, and live within our means, even if we have to borrow the money to do it with.
7. And we must take the current when it serves, or lose our ventures.
8. Life is one long progress of getting tired.
9. Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises.
10. All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income.
11. Tacta Alea Est. The die is cast.
12. There you go, it’s infallible. I can always tell a thorough going bastard when I see one.
13. Cry ‘Havoc’ and let slip the dogs of war.
14. There is a tide in the affairs of men, which taken at the flood, leads on to fortune.
15. Tu Ne Cede Malis Contra Audentior Ito. Yield not to misfortunes, but advance all the more boldly against them.
16. Excitement, adventure and really wild things.
17. We have lost everything. Is there not one thing in your life worth losing everything for.
18. We will all eat lamb in paradise.
19. Everything is changing, lost, drifting away on the wind.
20. Why spoil the beauty of a thing with legality.
21. The path of my life is strewn with cow pats from the devils own satanic herd.
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22. From hells heart I spit at thee, for hates sake I spit at thee.
23. In the end, winning is the only safety.
24. Que Fata Vocant. What fate may bring.
25. If you plan to face tomorrow, do it soon.
26. He who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.
27. Integer Vitae Sceleris Purus. The man of upright life, unstained by guilt.
28. Innocence is safety.
29. The secret of being boring, is to say everything.
30. Carpe diem, Quam minimum credula postero. Snatch at today and trust as little as you can in tomorrow.
31. The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing, and then marry him.
32. Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
33. If you never want to see a man again, say I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children. They leave skid marks.
34. God made man, and then said, I can do better than that, and made woman.
35. Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands.
36. First time you buy a house you see how pretty the paint is and you buy it. The second time you look to see if the basement has termites. It’s the same with men.
37. Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else in the house.
38. The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell.
39. Behind every great man there is a surprised woman.
40. Give a man a free hand and he’ll run it all over you.
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41. None shall pass this way.
42. Everyone is entitled to one really big mistake.
43. No good deed goes unpunished.
44. Almost is never good enough.
45. Here begins my lasting joy.
46. A good big one will always beat a bad little one.
47. My life’s dream has been a perpetual nightmare.
48. Nobody told me there would be days like these.
49. It’s all so unfair.
50. Life, don’t talk to me about life.
51. Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans.
52. Far too intelligent for that.
53. You won’t catch me with those trick questions.
54. This is not here.
55. I can see hope running towards the horizon with it’s arse on fire.
56. A man’s got to know his limitations.
57. If you want to live high, live high, if you want to live low, live low.
58. I have to hurry.
59. It’s been a bad year, the next one will probably be worse.
60. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
61. Trouble, I have seen your face, and it’s too much for me to bear.
62. In utrumque paratus. Ready, come what may.
63. Integer vitae. Blameless of life.
64. Non licet omnibus adire corinthum. Circumstance deny us certain pleasure.
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65. Cogito ergo sum. I think, therefore I am.
66. Nemo me impune lacessit. No one provokes me with impunity.
67. Vae victis. It’s tough to be a loser.
68. Volo, non valeo. I am willing but unable.
69. Fill your time with meaningless tedium, it works for me.
70. We are on the brink of a new era, if only.
71. Illius me paenitet, dux. Sorry about that chief.
72. Me Transmitte Sursum, Caledoni. Beam me up, Scotty.
73. Quantum Placui Tibi. How was it for you.
74. Mouitne Terra, ut ita Dicam. Did the earth move.
75. Nonne Fui Magnificus. Was I great, or what.
76. Visne Iterum Agere. Want to do it again.
77. Age, fac ut gaudeam. Go ahead, make my day.
78. Noli nothis permitters te terere. Don’t let the bastards wear you down.
79. Semel non satis est. Once is not enough.
80. Born to blush unseen and waste my sweetness on the desert air.
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81. A pessimist is an optimist in possession of all the facts.
82. Behind every doubt, there lurks an immoral certainty.
83. It is most gratifying that your enthusiasm for our land continues unabated, and so, I would like to assure you that the guided missiles currently converging with you are part of a special service we attend to all our most enthusiastic visitors and the fully armed nuclear war heads are of course merely a courtesy detail. We look forward to your visit in future lives.
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